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jculver
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:censored: ing win!
etekoon
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Nice drop. Can you pass me the peanutbutter. I need something to go with my jelly.
marcoman2
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Reputation: 39

Nice corp killing there
Hell G.
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Reputation: 1049

D D D D D DROPRATE
pwnt
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Reputation: 50

Sexwox.
quinten
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Reputation: 162

the guy who killed this is really bad at eve.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13355430
Hell G.
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Reputation: 1049

the guy who killed this is really bad at eve.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13355430

You suck
M1k3y Koontz
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Reputation: 0

the guy who killed this is really bad at eve.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13355430

You suck

Such constructive posting.
General Escobar
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Reputation: 725

hey nice nyx... wait?!
Strange Boy
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Reputation: 51

hey nice nyx... wait?!
Confirming a Nyx has weapon slots and you should put large reppers on it
Boomstick
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This is win. 

I heard a recording of the audio of Shade reacting to his loss on teamspeak.  I'll leave it up to gecko if he wants to share it or not..  He was pretty pissed off!
Amber Thetawaves
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This is win. 

I heard a recording of the audio of Shade reacting to his loss on teamspeak.  I'll leave it up to gecko if he wants to share it or not..  He was pretty pissed off!

hahhaah omg DO WANT

edit: wow this is pure gold

sadly it has not been released to the public.. yet

inb4 shitstorm
Gecko
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Reputation: 185

¯\(º_o)/¯ how do i shot comment \_(シ)_/¯
        ¯\_(ಠ__ಠ)_/¯   ¯\(´_ゝ`)/¯
Gecko
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Reputation: 185

The recording as requested: http://soundcloud.com/gecko-1-1/gecko-fleet-phoon-awox/
explosivechorro
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Reputation: 60

The recording as requested: http://soundcloud.com/gecko-1-1/gecko-fleet-phoon-awox/s-zZCcS
omg.... thats amazing, good shit bro
Mina Lieung
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Reputation: 218

wow that guy is a sook
Lord Pain
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that wasnt even that expensive. this kid must be like 13
fr33dom fighter
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Reputation: 71

The recording as requested: http://soundcloud.com/gecko-1-1/gecko-fleet-phoon-awox/s-zZCcS

Link isn't working for me :(
Gecko
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Reputation: 185

Dunno what the problem is, just paste the URL into your browser for now.
Stilp-ers
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HE JUST POPPED MY PRIDE AND JOY! HE JUST DID THAT TO ME! I WANT. HIM :censored: ING. GONE.

I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
wtfisthis5hit
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Reputation: 426

is he crying in the audio?
Quaaid
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Worthy Audio.  Thank you for this.

Here is a working link for you:
http://soundcloud.com/gecko-1-1/gecko-fleet-phoon-awox/s-zZCcS
balcony jumper
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Reputation: 25

It's beautiful
Rosslinden0
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Reputation: 495

:censored: ing well done, wish you recorded more audio tbh
MrNentendo
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Reputation: 156

Loot gods smile upon you and lol @ that recording

also how did he take only 9k damage when battleships have like 10k+ raw hp without skills involved
Gecko
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Reputation: 185

Guessing a lot of it was rat damage, especially since i turned off my guns at some point to ransom him.
Amber Thetawaves
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Reputation: 626

Loot gods smile upon you and lol @ that recording

also how did he take only 9k damage when battleships have like 10k+ raw hp without skills involved

Involved parties:

Name: Scourge Cruise Missile / Guristas Pirates
Damage Done: 35280

im guessing he was tanking a mission
MrNentendo
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Reputation: 156

Loot gods smile upon you and lol @ that recording

also how did he take only 9k damage when battleships have like 10k+ raw hp without skills involved

Involved parties:

Name: Scourge Cruise Missile / Guristas Pirates
Damage Done: 35280

im guessing he was tanking a mission

Oh yeah i guess they don't post Ais on the parties anymore
Rosslinden0
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Reputation: 495

Loot gods smile upon you and lol @ that recording

also how did he take only 9k damage when battleships have like 10k+ raw hp without skills involved

Involved parties:

Name: Scourge Cruise Missile / Guristas Pirates
Damage Done: 35280

im guessing he was tanking a mission

Oh yeah i guess they don't post Ais on the parties anymore

Battleclinic never has showed NPC's
MrNentendo
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Reputation: 156

Loot gods smile upon you and lol @ that recording

also how did he take only 9k damage when battleships have like 10k+ raw hp without skills involved

Involved parties:

Name: Scourge Cruise Missile / Guristas Pirates
Damage Done: 35280

im guessing he was tanking a mission

Oh yeah i guess they don't post Ais on the parties anymore

Battleclinic never has showed NPC's

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=CONCORD+Police+Captain

hmm so whats this
Hourai
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Reputation: 46

Gecko you're going to get an earful from me when I get home. . .you baaad boy you :D <3
Stilp-ers
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Listened three times now. Been linking the audio all over the place. The tears - they don't get much sweeter than this. +ALL the internets.
Rengas
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Reputation: 170

Absolutely delicious.
MrNentendo
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Listened three times now. Been linking the audio all over the place. The tears - they don't get much sweeter than this. +ALL the internets.

Though you can't help but feel a bit sad for this poor sap. Being betrayed at the cost of 3 bil isk
Warde Guildencrantz
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Reputation: 773

DAT AUDIO
Stilp-ers
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Reputation: 797

Listened three times now. Been linking the audio all over the place. The tears - they don't get much sweeter than this. +ALL the internets.

Though you can't help but feel a bit sad for this poor sap. Being betrayed at the cost of 3 bil isk

I don't feel a damn thing except a stirring in my loins for dem tears.

-10 for lief, baybee
Ceno
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Reputation: 1748

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=CONCORD+Police+Captain

hmm so whats this
Best part about this thread wasn't the audio, but instead finding that CONCORD is flagged.


LAWL
Rosslinden0
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Reputation: 495

Loot gods smile upon you and lol @ that recording

also how did he take only 9k damage when battleships have like 10k+ raw hp without skills involved

Involved parties:

Name: Scourge Cruise Missile / Guristas Pirates
Damage Done: 35280

im guessing he was tanking a mission

Oh yeah i guess they don't post Ais on the parties anymore

Battleclinic never has showed NPC's

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=CONCORD+Police+Captain

hmm so whats this
if i had to guess it would be because bc is making a new kb thats is api only and shows everything even npc loses so its :censored: ed up this kb a bit, only a guess as i only noticed npc's when they showed us that new piece of shit
sabastyian
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Reputation: 503

sure...its a nice kill and all.....but if this had been done some other way it would be good, its obvious that this guy was probably just tryin to help a "corpie" out and as a result is cost him his faveorite ship....... something similar to this is why i dont play anymore, but i wont say it because the comments willbe - cool story bro, the tears are delicious, you bad...and all that other retarded shit you "1337est" f*cktards do on here.....drop was nice, method of attack was that of a pussy and a coward who takes no time to find target worth killing without betraying the trust of someone trying to help others...and everyone says....sucker.....the fucq?
MrNentendo
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Reputation: 156

sure...its a nice kill and all.....but if this had been done some other way it would be good, its obvious that this guy was probably just tryin to help a "corpie" out and as a result is cost him his faveorite ship....... something similar to this is why i dont play anymore, but i wont say it because the comments willbe - cool story bro, the tears are delicious, you bad...and all that other retarded shit you "1337est" f*cktards do on here.....drop was nice, method of attack was that of a pussy and a coward who takes no time to find target worth killing without betraying the trust of someone trying to help others...and everyone says....sucker.....the fucq?

I agree, even though tears can be funny. This guy was betrayed not baited or anything, there was probably almost nothing he could have done to prevent this like the audio said Gecko did nothing suspicious prior to this kill. Trust is such a hard thing to give out these days even in real life.
Gecko
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Reputation: 185

sure...its a nice kill and all.....but if this had been done some other way it would be good, its obvious that this guy was probably just tryin to help a "corpie" out and as a result is cost him his faveorite ship....... something similar to this is why i dont play anymore, but i wont say it because the comments willbe - cool story bro, the tears are delicious, you bad...and all that other retarded shit you "1337est" f*cktards do on here.....drop was nice, method of attack was that of a pussy and a coward who takes no time to find target worth killing without betraying the trust of someone trying to help others...and everyone says....sucker.....the fucq?

I agree, even though tears can be funny. This guy was betrayed not baited or anything, there was probably almost nothing he could have done to prevent this like the audio said Gecko did nothing suspicious prior to this kill. Trust is such a hard thing to give out these days even in real life.

orly?
Ceno
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Reputation: 1748

sure...its a nice kill and all.....but if this had been done some other way it would be good, its obvious that this guy was probably just tryin to help a "corpie" out and as a result is cost him his faveorite ship....... something similar to this is why i dont play anymore, but i wont say it because the comments willbe - cool story bro, the tears are delicious, you bad...and all that other retarded shit you "1337est" f*cktards do on here.....drop was nice, method of attack was that of a pussy and a coward who takes no time to find target worth killing without betraying the trust of someone trying to help others...and everyone says....sucker.....the fucq?

I agree, even though tears can be funny. This guy was betrayed not baited or anything, there was probably almost nothing he could have done to prevent this like the audio said Gecko did nothing suspicious prior to this kill. Trust is such a hard thing to give out these days even in real life.
You're playing EVE Online. This stuff happens daily. Did anyone shed a tear when Widders and crew pewpew'd Totals Dragon? Nope. If you aren't prepared to lose the ship you're currently flying, you shouldn't be flying in it. How many times have we heard that saying?
Hourai
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Finally got to listen to the audio; I do believe I heard the distinct sound of jimmies being rustled.
Quaaid
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Reputation: 183

He deadspace'd out a mission navy phoon with no damage mod to slowjew in high sec.

Come on Sab, even you want to kill this.
MrNentendo
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Reputation: 156

sure...its a nice kill and all.....but if this had been done some other way it would be good, its obvious that this guy was probably just tryin to help a "corpie" out and as a result is cost him his faveorite ship....... something similar to this is why i dont play anymore, but i wont say it because the comments willbe - cool story bro, the tears are delicious, you bad...and all that other retarded shit you "1337est" f*cktards do on here.....drop was nice, method of attack was that of a pussy and a coward who takes no time to find target worth killing without betraying the trust of someone trying to help others...and everyone says....sucker.....the fucq?

I agree, even though tears can be funny. This guy was betrayed not baited or anything, there was probably almost nothing he could have done to prevent this like the audio said Gecko did nothing suspicious prior to this kill. Trust is such a hard thing to give out these days even in real life.
You're playing EVE Online. This stuff happens daily. Did anyone shed a tear when Widders and crew pewpew'd Totals Dragon? Nope. If you aren't prepared to lose the ship you're currently flying, you shouldn't be flying in it. How many times have we heard that saying?

Im not gonna bother arguing. Stuff like this in Eve is like politics and relegion... It just gets nasty after a few back and forths and never gets anything done.
sabastyian
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Reputation: 503

He deadspace'd out a mission navy phoon with no damage mod to slowjew in high sec.

Come on Sab, even you want to kill this.

no quaaid....i dont, my life is to serve others......i wont betray trust of people, why? Because why should i make a game or life miserable for everyone else? Thats not a quaility i have......i used to kill people, and if they where new, i would pay them because i dont want to scare people away from this game....if i found him in a mission, id bait the shit out of it...but not betray the trust of someone trying to help me..... thats the difference between me and 95% of the eve community i guess, that is why i no longer play.......
Ceno
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Reputation: 1748

Quote from: sabastyian
i used to kill people
sabastyian
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Quote from: sabastyian
i used to kill people


i did...lots of people, but never corp mates ( unless arranged lil fck all fights ) and ratters i didnt know, but i never betrayed the trust of people because i wanted people to stay in the game
Sevchenko
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Reputation: 243

Someday when I grow up and my balls finally drop I'll do cool shit like this.
sabastyian
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Reputation: 503

Someday when I grow up and my balls finally drop I'll do cool shit like this.

that wasnt directed towards me was it....or where you saying that honestly.....
Sevchenko
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Reputation: 243

I meant it honestly lol
sabastyian
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Reputation: 503

oh, ok lol....
wtfisthis5hit
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Reputation: 426

sure...its a nice kill and all.....but if this had been done some other way it would be good, its obvious that this guy was probably just tryin to help a "corpie" out and as a result is cost him his faveorite ship....... something similar to this is why i dont play anymore, but i wont say it because the comments willbe - cool story bro, the tears are delicious, you bad...and all that other retarded shit you "1337est" f*cktards do on here.....drop was nice, method of attack was that of a pussy and a coward who takes no time to find target worth killing without betraying the trust of someone trying to help others...and everyone says....sucker.....the fucq?

I agree, even though tears can be funny. This guy was betrayed not baited or anything, there was probably almost nothing he could have done to prevent this like the audio said Gecko did nothing suspicious prior to this kill. Trust is such a hard thing to give out these days even in real life.
You're playing EVE Online. This stuff happens daily. Did anyone shed a tear when Widders and crew pewpew'd Totals Dragon? Nope. If you aren't prepared to lose the ship you're currently flying, you shouldn't be flying in it. How many times have we heard that saying?


wtfisthis5hit
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post again to emphasize the grumpy part
Hourai
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Reputation: 46

At it again :D
Darc Clan
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Reputation: 338

Sab, I understand your point, but I would like to point out something.

First Gecko has a long track record of corp hopping, add to that he flew with a different person of this corp "once". At what point was taking his multi billion isk ship out near him a good idea. At what point was trust earned?

This is the equivalent of walking down the street, meeting a downtrotten hobo, befriending him, letting him in your house, leaving the room and NOT expecting your TV/Computer/Stereo to go missing.

I understand not betraying trust, but its clear in this case, these people trust to easily and its for the best they learn this lesson now and ONLY got off with a "3.1" billion wake-up call.

TL-DR, :censored: ing Trust, how does it work?
Hourai
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Reputation: 46

TL;DR Honor among thieves. 2 years flying with this guy and he has never done me wrong.
Spath
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Reputation: 8

in vent with gecko right now would never get killed by him
Boomstick
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Reputation: 72

^ Ditto Hourai, there's certain channels I bullshit with these guys almost daily, gecko included.  There seems to be a general unspoken understanding that we'll leave each others shit alone, unless one of us starts flying around a ship with these lowslots.  I havent memorized the unofficial pledge.. but that's how it goes generally.
VegasMirage
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Reputation: 173

He deadspace'd out a mission navy phoon with no damage mod to slowjew in high sec.

Come on Sab, even you want to kill this.

no quaaid....i dont, my life is to serve others......i wont betray trust of people, why? Because why should i make a game or life miserable for everyone else? Thats not a quaility i have......i used to kill people, and if they where new, i would pay them because i dont want to scare people away from this game....if i found him in a mission, id bait the shit out of it...but not betray the trust of someone trying to help me..... thats the difference between me and 95% of the eve community i guess, that is why i no longer play.......

if you no longer play and don't like what we all do, why not get-tfo and stop shit poasting on every lossmail

go "serve" somebody irl like you say you do, just make sure they use a condom
Gecko
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Reputation: 185

*guy convoes me*
Gecko 136 > \o
Gecko 136 > sup?
Teh Gaunt > nice rage
Teh Gaunt > loosing that typhoon
Teh Gaunt > u are on eve 24 tv u know that?
Teh Gaunt > http://www.evenews24.com/2012/08/07/lol-awox-tears-are-the-best-so-listen-to-this/
Teh Gaunt > o/
Gecko 136 > im on what
Teh Gaunt > eve news 24
Gecko 136 > why am i on eve news
Teh Gaunt > http://www.evenews24.com/2012/08/07/lol-awox-tears-are-the-best-so-listen-to-this/
Gecko 136 > wut did i do
Teh Gaunt > your friends put you in eve news
Teh Gaunt > u were crying about the typhoon
Gecko 136 > dude
Gecko 136 > that mother :censored: er
Gecko 136 > popped my pride and joy
Gecko 136 > DO YU :censored: IN KNOW HOW THAT FEELS
Gecko 136 > that was all i had man...
Gecko 136 > i dont even know why im still playing
Gecko 136 > i got 20mil
Gecko 136 > and a drake
Gecko 136 > can you give me some isk?
Gecko 136 > i really need it
Teh Gaunt > buy plex
Teh Gaunt > and DONT FLY WITH THAT SHIPZ
Gecko 136 > ok
Gecko 136 > btw
Teh Gaunt > i have to go to work m8
Teh Gaunt > take care
Gecko 136 > one question
Teh Gaunt > o/
Teh Gaunt > yup?
Gecko 136 > do you realize you're talking to the guy who popped the phoon?
Gecko 136 > ;)
*he leaves convo*
Cyrexoziz
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Reputation: 140

He deadspace'd out a mission navy phoon with no damage mod to slowjew in high sec.

Come on Sab, even you want to kill this.

no quaaid....i dont, my life is to serve others......i wont betray trust of people, why? Because why should i make a game or life miserable for everyone else? Thats not a quaility i have......i used to kill people, and if they where new, i would pay them because i dont want to scare people away from this game....if i found him in a mission, id bait the shit out of it...but not betray the trust of someone trying to help me..... thats the difference between me and 95% of the eve community i guess, that is why i no longer play.......

if you no longer play and don't like what we all do, why not get-tfo and stop shit poasting on every lossmail

go "serve" somebody irl like you say you do, just make sure they use a condom

This feel weird, but i have to agree with Vegas.
In fact, if u no longer play the game, why dont you just bug off all togheter ? and take that lame "im to good for this" attitude with ya ! This is a freaking killboard, death is what it all revolves around !!! ... theres no way to beat this, so join ffs !!!
Raisin Biscuit
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Reputation: 510

The audio is beautiful. Ty for it. Fits a piece of shit, the dude should be happy its gone.
Anabaric
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Reputation: 2088

*guy convoes me*
Gecko 136 > do you realize you're talking to the guy who popped the phoon?
Gecko 136 > ;)
*he leaves convo*

Stunning lol.
As much as I'd hate to get Awox'd, it's worth the tears.
Shingorash
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Reputation: 153

While I agree its a worthy kill and hell I would probably do it as well the fact it was a corp mate that did it stinks.

People should make a name in game killing out of corp ships instead of doing the easy option.

Grats to Gecko, props mate, still I think its a little pathetic.
Hell G.
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Reputation: 1049

Good good, perfect
Blackfiredaemon
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Reputation: 126

This is why you do background checks.

Amazing audio, would listen again, gz gecko.
sabastyian
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Reputation: 503

-snip-
if you no longer play and don't like what we all do, why not get-tfo and stop shit poasting on every lossmail

go "serve" somebody irl like you say you do, just make sure they use a condom

Vegas, this will be hard for you to comprehend, but not everyone has the gay tendinces for anal penetration while asking for more, and my serving is not in a gay manner as yours is, but serving my nation while getting a degree to be a teacher to teach the youth....yours is to be a 500 lb man jerkin off a 2 inch wank while hoping your boyfriend arives that night.

and if you want me to post on every loss mail, i can..just to piss you off, seeing as how ive posted on..3 in the last 5 days?
Ceno
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Reputation: 1748

This is why you do background checks.
Confirming the reason I even created an account here was for background checks.
VegasMirage
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Reputation: 173

-snip-
if you no longer play and don't like what we all do, why not get-tfo and stop shit poasting on every lossmail

go "serve" somebody irl like you say you do, just make sure they use a condom

Vegas, this will be hard for you to comprehend, but not everyone has the I have gay tendinces for anal penetration while asking for more, and I serve my nation while getting a degree to be a teacher to teach the youth....yours is to be a 500 lb man jerkin off a 2 inch wank while hoping your boyfriend arives that night.

and if you want me to be a ::cockrag:: and post on every loss mail, i can..just to piss you off, seeing as how ive posted on..3 in the last 5 days?

Dear P3NIS,

You inceptionfag!!! What's nice about everybody I know in Eve is that we keep our rl shit to ourselves AND when somebody like you tries to mix it in-order to inflate their imaginary epeen (as you've done) we quickly activate our ::DOUCHEBULB:: detection tool aka Battleclinic forums. You've been detected by EVERYBODY. So, yes you're gay and we all know this now.

PS:
O.mfg to the guy who serves his country and learns to teach our youth - you're weak sauce brony, not worth degrading any longer; you utterly fail. I win.

Vegas
MrNentendo
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Reputation: 156

-snip-
if you no longer play and don't like what we all do, why not get-tfo and stop shit poasting on every lossmail

go "serve" somebody irl like you say you do, just make sure they use a condom

Vegas, this will be hard for you to comprehend, but not everyone has the I have gay tendinces for anal penetration while asking for more, and I serve my nation while getting a degree to be a teacher to teach the youth....yours is to be a 500 lb man jerkin off a 2 inch wank while hoping your boyfriend arives that night.

and if you want me to be a ::cockrag:: and post on every loss mail, i can..just to piss you off, seeing as how ive posted on..3 in the last 5 days?

Dear P3NIS,

You inceptionfag!!! What's nice about everybody I know in Eve is that we keep our rl shit to ourselves AND when somebody like you tries to mix it in-order to inflate their imaginary epeen (as you've done) we quickly activate our ::DOUCHEBULB:: detection tool aka Battleclinic forums. You've been detected by EVERYBODY. So, yes you're gay and we all know this now.

PS:
O.mfg to the guy who serves his country and learns to teach our youth - you're weak sauce brony, not worth degrading any longer; you utterly fail. I win.

Vegas

Considering you resorted to those kind of insults i think Sabastyan just won the argument
VegasMirage
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Reputation: 173

-snip-
if you no longer play and don't like what we all do, why not get-tfo and stop shit poasting on every lossmail

go "serve" somebody irl like you say you do, just make sure they use a condom

Vegas, this will be hard for you to comprehend, but not everyone has the I have gay tendinces for anal penetration while asking for more, and I serve my nation while getting a degree to be a teacher to teach the youth....yours is to be a 500 lb man jerkin off a 2 inch wank while hoping your boyfriend arives that night.

and if you want me to be a ::cockrag:: and post on every loss mail, i can..just to piss you off, seeing as how ive posted on..3 in the last 5 days?

Dear P3NIS,

You inceptionfag!!! What's nice about everybody I know in Eve is that we keep our rl shit to ourselves AND when somebody like you tries to mix it in-order to inflate their imaginary epeen (as you've done) we quickly activate our ::DOUCHEBULB:: detection tool aka Battleclinic forums. You've been detected by EVERYBODY. So, yes you're gay and we all know this now.

PS:
O.mfg to the guy who serves his country and learns to teach our youth - you're weak sauce brony, not worth degrading any longer; you utterly fail. I win.

Vegas

Considering you resorted to those kind of insults i think Sabastyan just won the argument

Any spelling mistakes? Grammatically incorrect? Factually inconsistent? No. Therefore, they are not insults. Look at it more as his online resume.

Quaaid
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The madbro is infectious in this thread. 
Take us to Defcon 3. 
Gas Thread. 
Ban OP. 
And... get me those goddamn launch codes!
MrNentendo
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Reputation: 156

Yes it is time to sink the Threadnaught... ADMINS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

seriously i believe the thread needs to just die...
Stilp-ers
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I disagree, it needs to have not been hijacked by that :censored: Vegas. Not everything is about you, broski.
Ceno
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VegasMirage
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I disagree, it needs to have not been hijacked by that  :censored:  Vegas. Not everything is about you, broski.

Sebasytian made it clear it was about him and his rl experiences you inbred retard, learn2sperg or stfu - facts are clear
bmorefunny
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Thread is dead RIP.
Quaaid
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Sebasytian made it clear it was about him and his rl experiences you inbred retard, learn2sperg or stfu - facts are clear

I read your posts in the voice of the thirteen year old kids who freak out at people in first person shooters.  Was that your aim, or is your persona authenticly (and hilariously) true to who you are?
Stilp-ers
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Well, ya'll might as well lock this now since it just died. inb4 vegas calls everyone bad for this or that. Gotta swing that e-peen around somehow, AMIRITE?
Randy Wray
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owsheetilate, enjoyed the audio tho
sabastyian
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Vegas, this is for you
Dec Shield forevah!
last kill, June 20th, time of active combat operations, roughly 2-3 months....... if 2-3 months is forevah! what is 4 months?
General Escobar
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another thread thats going wayyy off topic...
VegasMirage
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Vegas, this is for you
Dec Shield forevah!
last kill, June 20th, time of active combat operations, roughly 2-3 months....... if 2-3 months is forevah! what is 4 months?

Are you new to VegasMirage? I have more accounts than TheMittani, matter of fact he too is one of my alts.

I have nothing to prove, just told you that you were being a ::turdjuggler:: when you smacked down the amazing Awox pulled off by Gecko and attempted to convince us you were "above" all that... It's content, it's what we pay for... the tears. Go play WOT if you cant handle it. All I was sayin.

Gecko great job bro, thank you for keeping us entertained.

The dude who lost his shit fit ship and cried over 3 bill isk is a complete moron b/c he didn't realize his corp mates were in it with Gecko.
sabastyian
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Reputation: 503

You are stupid....... my comment was obviously reffering to dec shield, their active comabt and their last allaince kill...... and they are not as you said forevah!!!........ maybe if you learned to read instead of wave a imaginary epeen around youd actually understand half the shit being said.....
Stilp-ers
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Reputation: 797

ITT now :

Sabastyian - U DUMB
Vegas - NO U DUMB I BEST
Sabastyian - NO U DUMB

Can we go back to lol'ing at the epic AWOX pleez?
Warde Guildencrantz
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Reputation: 773

ITT now :

Sabastyian - U DUMB
Vegas - NO U DUMB I BEST
Sabastyian - NO U DUMB

Can we go back to lol'ing at the epic AWOX pleez?


i feel the need to bring this up
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8cQHl2nLnA[/youtube]
Ceno
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Reputation: 1748

I have more accounts than TheMittani, matter of fact he too is one of my alts.
haha, wut.
Randy Wray
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Reputation: 719

ITT now :

Sabastyian - U DUMB
Vegas - NO U DUMB I BEST
Sabastyian - NO U DUMB

Can we go back to lol'ing at the epic AWOX pleez?


i feel the need to bring this up
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8cQHl2nLnA[/youtube]
lol why havent i heard this before, hes like, nerdragegasming
Ceno
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Reputation: 1748

ITT now :

Sabastyian - U DUMB
Vegas - NO U DUMB I BEST
Sabastyian - NO U DUMB

Can we go back to lol'ing at the epic AWOX pleez?


i feel the need to bring this up
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8cQHl2nLnA[/youtube]
lol why havent i heard this before, hes like, nerdragegasming
What the frack? How the hell did you miss this threadnaught?

Edit: On Topic: Is it just me, or is it easier to listen to the Atheiist's rage than Shade's?
Stilp-ers
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Reputation: 797

Is it just me, or is it easier to listen to the Atheiist's rage than Shade's?

I find Shade's rage easier to listen to than Ath's. Less squeaks.
sabastyian
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Reputation: 503

ITT now :

Sabastyian - U DUMB
Vegas - NO U DUMB I BEST
Sabastyian - NO U DUMB

Can we go back to lol'ing at the epic AWOX pleez?


NO I DUMB!!!!!
pwnt
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Reputation: 50

Right Jeff?

Right?

Oaliv
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Reputation: 71

St0n3rPhReaK
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Reputation: 50

"This is why i dont like wormhole sex"... Unless my hearing was off...
MrNentendo
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Reputation: 156

ITS ALMOST IN THE TRIPLE DIDGETS HURRY WE MUST SINK THE THREADNAUGHT... BUT WERE ARE THE ADMINS
annihilatus
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Reputation: 10

pirating at ts best, gj!
Ceno
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Reputation: 1748


Oh good, the snot brigade is here.
fr33dom fighter
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Reputation: 71

Atheiist is definitely easier to listen to. Shade is just 100% madbro, Atheiist is what Al Pacino would sound like on his highest coke high if he was shrunk 1000%.
VegasMirage
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Reputation: 173



too funny, best comment on thread
Raisin Biscuit
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Reputation: 510

Atheiist is definitely easier to listen to. Shade is just 100% madbro, Atheiist is what Al Pacino would sound like on his highest coke high if he was shrunk 1000%.

summed it up perfectly
fr33dom fighter
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Reputation: 71



too funny, best comment on thread

Wow, Vegas! Coming from you that means...


erm, nothing. It means nothing.
VegasMirage
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Reputation: 173



too funny, best comment on thread

Wow, Vegas! Coming from you that means...


erm, nothing. It means nothing.

nice 2nd best comment on thread, show moar butthurt please
Gecko
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Reputation: 185

Vart
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Reputation: 10

:censored: ing audio is brilliant.
Hell G.
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Reputation: 1049



Why is there semen on this gentleman's face ?
Randy Wray
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Reputation: 719



Why is there semen on this gentleman's face ?
Yes please tell
Ceno
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Reputation: 1748


6/10
the sybian
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Reputation: 3

cry baby, ha ha ha you hurt my sides
Widdershins
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Reputation: 3098

Sebasytian made it clear it was about him and his rl experiences you inbred retard, learn2sperg or stfu - facts are clear

I read your posts in the voice of the thirteen year old kids who freak out at people in first person shooters.  Was that your aim, or is your persona authenticly (and hilariously) true to who you are?

Thread was still pretty under control and on-topic.

Necroing to say that that is definitely VegasMirage's aim, and not his person.
MrNentendo
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Reputation: 156

Omg..... Widders just necroed a thread. What is the world comming to?
rap sauce
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Reputation: 81

the tears are soooooo good!
fr33dom fighter
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Reputation: 71

Da fuq Widders.
Stilp-ers
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Reputation: 797

Good bump.
Ceno
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Reputation: 1748

Necrobump
Not only that, but Widders even got doubles in the time of his post...

SpaceWalrus
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Reputation: 169

that audio was glorious.  i think i ruptured my liver laughing so hard
Raisin Biscuit
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Reputation: 510

Shade, you're supposed to have fun in games. You're doing it wrong.
Stilp-ers
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Reputation: 797

Bumping to remind everyone of the lulz we had. Best thread ever.
Raisin Biscuit
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Reputation: 510

Bumping to remind everyone of the lulz we had. Best thread ever.

good times :)
Rakkanar
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Reputation: 72

I have been listening to this all night.

Beautiful.
Bruce Kemp
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Reputation: 106

Classic.
VegasMirage
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Reputation: 173

Bumping to remind everyone of the lulz we had. Best thread ever.

some things stayed the same, you're still retarded
Stilp-ers
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Reputation: 797

Bumping to remind everyone of the lulz we had. Best thread ever.

some things stayed the same, you're still retarded

I know right? Can you teach me how to be awesome?
Hell G.
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Reputation: 1049

Malango
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Reputation: 422

forgot how much this fit rocks! damage mods are for pussies!!
Raisin Biscuit
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Reputation: 510

forgot how much this fit rocks! damage mods are for pussies!!

i know right? its amazing that something 1/8th the price can make more money...

you can also tell by his reaction that hes been saving for this overtanked piece of shit since he started playing.

Stilp-ers
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Reputation: 797

bumping for lulz
Amber Thetawaves
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Reputation: 626

ah

i needed my daily dose of deadspace rigs

thanks stilp
Ceno
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Reputation: 1748

still a guud thread dawgs ty for bump
Hell G.
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Reputation: 1049

np
Stilp-ers
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Reputation: 797

Glorious bump.
fr33dom fighter
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Reputation: 71

Oh, memories.
Gecko
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Reputation: 185

My pride and joy!
Blindeamon
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Reputation: 5

Just pointing out its not API verified...
General Escobar
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Reputation: 725

Just pointing out its not API verified...
*slap*

Its a Masterpiece!
SaBal Cortanna
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Reputation: 3

that audio is good shit, im laughing so hard
fr33dom fighter
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Reputation: 71

Goddammit, I had to listen to it again. I want to believe so hard that it's scripted, it's SO DAMN FUNNY. Even better that his corpmates realized how much gold they were sitting on with that audio and released it.
Gecko
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Reputation: 185

Just pointing out its not API verified...
Stilp-ers
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Reputation: 797

I like how this thread centers around the proof of the killmail, and yet some asshat still tries to call fake.
kickah
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Reputation: 176

Anabaric
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Reputation: 2088

Just pointing out its not API verified...

Pretty sure it was over on Eve-kill.

Edit: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14210105
Owen Drakkar
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Reputation: 12

lol
fr33dom fighter
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Reputation: 71
Raisin Biscuit
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Reputation: 510

lol

dat rep.
Widdershins
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Reputation: 3098

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Shade Mokashi’s Typhoon Fleet Issue was lost in Alkez (0.8) on 2012-08-02


Ship lost Typhoon Fleet Issue
Points earned 5.69
Pilots involved 1
Damage dealt 9,760
Original value 1.02B
ISK Destroyed 282.81M
ISK Dropped 732.58M
Spaceship
1400mm Prototype Siege Cannon
Cruise Missile Launcher II
Cruise Missile Launcher II
Cruise Missile Launcher II
1400mm Prototype Siege Cannon
Cruise Missile Launcher II
Cruise Missile Launcher II
Drone Link Augmentor II
Cap Recharger II
Cap Recharger II
Cap Recharger II
Cap Recharger II
Empty
Corpus X-Type Armor Explosive Hardener
Damage Control II
Corpii C-Type Adaptive Nano Plating
Corpum C-Type Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane
Corpus X-Type Armor EM Hardener
Corpus X-Type Armor Kinetic Hardener
Corpus X-Type Armor Thermic Hardener
Corpus X-Type Large Armor Repairer
Large Capacitor Control Circuit I
Large Ancillary Current Router I
Large Auxiliary Nano Pump II
Modulename
Shade Mokashi
  • Victim

Gecko 136
  • Final blow
  • Solo
  • Empire
  • Overkill
Ship Pilot Corp Alliance Damage
Hurricane Gecko 136 Game of Drones Aurora Irae 9,760 Hurricane
Item Location Quantity Value
1400mm Prototype Siege Cannon hiPower 1 10.00K Destroyed
Cruise Missile Launcher II hiPower 3 6.88M Destroyed
1400mm Prototype Siege Cannon hiPower 1 10.00K Dropped
Cruise Missile Launcher II hiPower 2 4.59M Dropped
Drone Link Augmentor II hiPower 1 1.01M Dropped
Cap Recharger II medPower 3 1.35M Destroyed
Cap Recharger II medPower 1 450.00K Dropped
Corpus X-Type Armor Explosive Hardener loPower 1 111.12M Destroyed
Damage Control II loPower 1 407.49K Dropped
Corpii C-Type Adaptive Nano Plating loPower 1 15.60M Dropped
Corpum C-Type Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane loPower 1 91.39M Dropped
Corpus X-Type Armor EM Hardener loPower 1 51.00M Dropped
Corpus X-Type Armor Kinetic Hardener loPower 1 74.66M Dropped
Corpus X-Type Armor Thermic Hardener loPower 1 92.33M Dropped
Corpus X-Type Large Armor Repairer loPower 1 401.11M Dropped
Large Capacitor Control Circuit I rigSlot 1 6.95M Destroyed
Large Ancillary Current Router I rigSlot 1 17.50M Destroyed
Large Auxiliary Nano Pump II rigSlot 1 123.68M Destroyed
Valkyrie II drone 15 11.17M Destroyed
Carbonized Lead L cargo 3,476 70.88K Destroyed
Scourge Fury Cruise Missile cargo 9,210 3.32M Destroyed
Carbonized Lead L cargo 16 326.24 Dropped
Scourge Fury Cruise Missile cargo 60 21.63K Dropped
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